Misheard: It's just too little too late... A little too wrong, and I gained weight.
Original: It's just too little too late... A little too wrong, and I can't wait.
Misheard: Two trailer park girls call Mama outside
Mama outside, mama outside.
Original: Two trailer park girls go 'round the outside
'Round the outside, 'round the outside
Misheard: I'm not short, right on!
Original Lyrics: I'm not a shoulder to cry on.
Misheard: California, show your teets.
Original: California, show your teeth.
Misheard: I remember the days when I was so ego to satisfy you
We lived in Iowa just as fruits, I do walk right beside you.
Original: I remember the days when I was so eager to satisfy you
And be less then I was just to prove I could walk beside you?